By Creature
Dear President Bush,
Let me begin by saying that you are the greatest president ever and it is my pleasure, as a citizen of the United States, to serve you in any way I can.
I am writing you because I have a really big, novel idea to run by you, and while I realize that what I am about to propose will require a really tough decision on your part, it is a decision that I assure you will be all yours. See, I was thinking, since Iraq has been such a success, and since history will clearly celebrate you as a hero for launching the war, freeing a people, and keeping America safe for years to come, maybe it's time to think of refocusing your steely, admirable, resolve toward bringing your glorious and unquestionably proper war to a close.
It's something to think about, but again, only when you are ready and all according to your own time line. Thank you for listening and thanks again for being a great leader.
-- Creature
[Why the sugar? Blumenthal will explain.]
(Cross-posted at State of the Day.)
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