Schiff is the former Ron Paul advisor who's running -- as a Republican, of course -- for the U.S. Senate in Connecticut. And, well, he's rather full of himself:
I'm interrupting my career. It's not like I want my new career in politics. But I'm willing to interrupt it the same way that somebody interrupted their career and joined World War II and went off to fight the Nazis.
Whether he wins or not -- and he'll surely lose -- I'm looking forward to the Spielberg biopic of Schiff's life. Should be a real Saving Private Ryan-ish barnburner, the inspirational tale of one man's fight to defeat the dastardly Democrats.
In related news, I cut my toenails last night and awarded myself a Silver Star for "gallantry in action." (No, I'm not "that heroic," to quote Schiff, but "it's the same principle." Trust me.)
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