News Item: Gadhafi body stashed in shopping center freezer.
10. Secret plan to just dump him in Zuccotti Park, and blame OWS crowd.
9. Can't find a Sea that will take him.
7. Not sure if there were enough front-page death photos to warrant it.
6. Conflict with the World Series.
5. Everybody too busy reading new Bio on Steve Jobs.
4. Waiting to see if Groupon issues a discount coupon for it.
3. Negotiating with Will Ferrell to do a cheap dramatization of it.
2. Talking with the Head of The Charles Regatta, to see if they can handle it.
1. President Obama has already used up his "Frequent-Burial-At-Sea" miles for the year.
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