The King of Porn: Britney Spears

Friday, May 22, 2009

Mienfoks - Sexy Celebrity CountDown !

#5 - JESSICA BIEL - FORGETS HER MAKE UP

#4 - KARA DIOGUARDI - MAKES NICE & BONDS WITH BIKINI GIRL

#3 - BRITNEY SPEARS - BIKINI HOT AGAIN ?

#2 - ADRIANA LIMA GRABS SOME CROTCH

#2b - ADRIANA LIMA - SHOWS SOME MESH NIPPLE

#1 - JESSICA ALBA HEADLIGHTS ON

Friday, February 22, 2008

BRITNEY SPEARS - AGE PROGESSION PHOTOS

I don’t know who or what ageprogression.org is, but they’ve taken powerful Six Flags technology is used it to show what Britney Spears may look like at 46 and 56 years old if she continues to live her "party lifestyle". It's not real clear what they’re basing this on.

By J. Thomas Duffy

No word on where she'd rather be, but this has to be -- despite Mike Huckabee and what he might say at any given moment -- the head-shaker-of-the-day story:

EXCLUSIVE: The AP Has Written Britney Spears' Obituary

I'm half-surprised the Cable News networks haven't tossed their 24/7 political coverage aside to run hours of loops of the same footage of Britney, accompanied by a parade of Tinsel Town talking heads -- the B-journalists -- who, in truth, are very much part of Britney's problems and, exponentially, increase the coverage by running the loops of Anna Nicole Smith, rehashing her sad life and the parallels to Britney...

Too bad this isn't a Sweeps Month, or that may very well have come to fruition.

I wonder if, like a racetrack's tote board, this jostled the betting at the Dead Pool?

Now, it's time to kick back and wait for the other shoe to drop ... Paris Hilton, complaining that no one has written her obituary yet, or worse, as with her singing, she's going to do it herself...

Tell-Britney-To-Stay-Away-From-Green-Bananas Links

Attytood: Thank God the AP is ready for the biggest story of our lifetime

Attaturk: Alert the Pulitzer Prize Committee

The Death Pool - Chronicling Death in Pools since 2007

The Home Of The Celebrity Dead Pool

The Dead Pool

Gerald Ford Dana Carvey SNL - Dana Carvey impersonates Tom Brokaw in a mock news broadcast on SNL as he enumerates the ways that Gerald Ford could die

(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

ITS OFFICIAL KIM KARDASHIAN IS A WHORE ?

Kim Kardashian would have lesbian romp with Britney Spears for $1 mil.
Atlanta, GA 11/27/2007 05:07 PM GMT (FINDITT)

Britney Spears has reportedly revealed her fantasy about reality star Kim Kardashian. Spears allegedly admitted that she daydreamed about Kardashian being her lesbian lover.
Kardashian has allegedly agreed to have a lesbian romp with Spears…but only for $1 million. According to the Sun, Kardashian has admitted she was a little “freaked out” by Spears’ admission.

“She said she loves me and loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. It’s totally freaked me out,” the Sun quoted her as saying. “I mean, what do you say other than ‘no thanks.’ Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks!”

Monday, October 8, 2007

BRITNEY SPEARS - BLACKOUT ???

Britney Spears' first studio album in four years will be called "Blackout," her label said. The Jive Records release is due in U.S. stores on November 13, and a day earlier internationally. The album title "refers to blocking out negativity and embracing life fully," said Jive, a unit of Sony BMG Music Entertainment.

Its first single, "Gimme More," soared 65 places to No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart Thursday after selling 179,000 downloads. It marks her first top 10 hit since "Toxic" in March 2004, and her best showing on the chart since her smash debut "...Baby One More Time" hit No. 1 in 1999. Spears lip-synched to "Gimme More" during her infamous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last month.