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Hey Ladies ! -The Lingerie Football League

The Lingerie Football League, the publicity stunt you might have seen on pay-per-view during a recent Super Bowl halftime show, is taking its bras, panties, and straps to the gridiron for real, forming a league set to premiere in September 2009. Tryouts took place in Seattle this past week and Mitchell Mortaza, founder of LFL, said the reason games won't begin for a year is because they were looking for the hotties at first, and will now try to instill in them some actual football skills to go along with the flowing hair and potential perky enhancements.

League play won't start until next September, partly because football skill isn't a requirement. The tryout at Green Lake Field was more about testing athletic ability and gauging beauty.

"Yeah, it's sexy, but that just draws the viewers," said founder Mortaza, 34, of West Hollywood. "You've got to keep them, and the fan base has to respect it. Because of that, you're going to see girls that are beautiful, but athletic, and take it seriously."

Vince McMahon, did you hear that? You actually need skill to carry a league. A novel concept, I suppose.

The league will be comprised of 10 teams, all with names that look derived from a Spearmint Rhino timesheet. We enjoy games with the L.A. Temptations, New York Euphoria, Dallas Desire, Chicago Bliss, Atlanta Steam, Seattle Mist, Miami Caliente, San Diego Seduction, Tampa Breeze, and Phoenix Crotch Scorch. I just keep imagining what these mascots will look like. How do you truly personify a "Seduction"? And I don't even want to know how they're going about the Steam.

One of the participants, a 23-year-old from Tacoma, Wash., said she believes there is a big enough demographic that it shouldn't have a problem gaining fans. Obviously she's been introduced to that sneaky demographic called "men."

"I'm willing to show some skin in the name of football," said Alicia McLaughlin. "I feel like it's my true calling. And there's going to be haters, people scoffing at it, but there's a big enough demographic that it shouldn't have any problems creating a fan base."

Wow, sure beats the "true calling" story my last four girlfriends have told me about moving away and not having a cell phone. Seriously, what are the chances?

According to Mortaza, the players will make $40,000 a year, which really is going to be a huge pay cut for the majority of these ladies, who undoubtedly come from big law firms and investment brokerage firms.

LINGERIE BOWL CANCELLED ! ! ! WTF !!!

It's a sad week in sports my friend. We mourn the tragic and untimely demise of the Lingerie Bowl. No, you will not have the opportunity to tune into scantily clad attractive women playing indoor football and ogle on a pay-per-view basis at halftime of the Super Bowl.

Organizers of the Lingerie Bowl have stated that this year's event has been cancelled.

Horizon Productions, the company that promotes the event, which in previous years was held in Los Angeles, said the city of Scottsdale took too long to process its permits and organizers were left without enough time to find an alternative venue, the Arizona Republic reported Wednesday.

Lingerie Bowl V Cancelled
Lingerie Bowl V Cancelled

The Bowl was widely publicized in Scottsdale since the location was announced last February, and more than 200 women auditioned for a spot in the lingerie-clad football game at the Jackrabbit Supper Club & Lounge in August.

The participants wore lingerie-like short shorts, sports bra's and some protective gear.

Your choices now would seem to be limited to watching the halftime excess put on by the NFL or stand in line to get rid of the first half's liquid intake and make room for the consumption of the second half.

This is the second time in two years that the Lingerie Bowl has been touted and then canceled at the eleventh hour and fifty-ninth minute.

There is a halftime viewing option for those of you who simply cannot stomach the Super Bowl halftime extravaganza. Animal Planet will have the "Puppy Bowl" on during halftime using puppies as participants in something that is supposed to resemble football.

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LINGERIE BOWL 2008 - BIG HITS ! ! !

he Lingerie Bowl is a controversial pay-per-view show that airs live during the halftime of the Super Bowl as an alternative halftime show. The show features a game of full-contact football with scantily clad female models as players.

The show has aired for the past three years. It was originally sponsored by Dodge, but they withdrew after criticism of the show was made. The players wear short shorts, sports bra’s and some protective gear. The presentation is produced by Horizon Productions and is not affiliated in any way with the NFL.

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