Showing posts with label ROSANNE BARR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ROSANNE BARR. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

ROSANNE BARR - Not Pulling Any Punches !




all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my "attack" on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though...I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain for potus. By the way, I think elizabeth hasselberg is a f'r s're closet case that wants to get whipped by sherri shepherd in a black corset while old babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love, crackpot granny!

i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as they might be good people in the flesh, but the media's images of them are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media's representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and perez!

Rosanne's initial commentary from her blog

[Jon Voight] is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth. The neocons who own jon voight and make him dance on the chabad telethons are the worst most elitist people on earth. glen beck and jon voight are their bitches... both of them are used tampons who must be flushed down the toilet immediately! jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin').

Saturday, April 12, 2008

ROSANNE BARR - NOT AFRAID TO USE HER "VAJUNIOR" ?


Outspoken comedienne Roseanne Barr had talk show host Craig Ferguson blushing on Wednesday night after joking about the lengths she has gone to to stay young. The 55-year-old comic told the Scot she had had a cosmetic procedure on her genitals to improve her sex life, before she admitted she was lying.

As an embarrassed Ferguson attempted to end the risque conversation on The Late Late Show, Barr quipped, "I went and had vaginal rejuvenation... and now I have a vajunior and I'm not afraid to use it."

Single Barr then revealed she has actually given up on romance.

She added, "I'm too old to date. I went through menopause. I don't care if I never have sex or have a boyfriend again. I have four grandchildren, that's enough attention. I don't need sex. I tell jokes - that's better."