News Item: Brett Favre forces the issue with comeback
10. Boasts, when he first walks in the locker room "I am the one you have been waiting for!"
9. Farrelly Brothers announce plan to make sequel to 'There's Something About Mary', but say Favre won't be in it
8. He demands a trade to the LA Dodgers, so he can play with Manny Ramirez
7. Gets surprising support from Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, who endorses Favre's plan to keep playing
6. A shocking new email surfaces, from Monica Goodling, recommending the Packers not hire Favre
5. John McCain will run an ad, with Britney Spear and Paris Hilton, accusing Favre of being a celebrity and not being ready to lead the Packers
4. He'll get back at the Packers by giving Bill Belichick film of the Packer's play signals
3. Walmart calls mandatory meeting and tells their managers not to cheer for Favre
2. After trashing Packer management, Green Bay media brings Favre box of donuts
1. Facebook launches new game - Favreulous!
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(Cross Posted at The Garlic)
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