News Item: John McCain doesn't work weekends
10. Working on his own ideas, to build a new car battery, and win that $300-Million
9. Kicks back, playing a little shuffleboard
8. Hits the recycling plant to cash in all the beer bottles
7. Sits and stews, thinking of ways he can get Baby Alex
6. Spends time working on his comedy routine and his jokes
5. Puts away his Flash Cards for the week completed, and prepares his Flash Cards for the week ahead
4. It's not all rest and relaxation - Has to supervise Joe Lieberman, whose shining his shoes, doing the gardening, taking out the trash
3. Karaoke! (Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran)
2. Actually does a little campaign work - Studies old debate tapes of Bob Dole to sharpen up and prepare
1. Joins his wife in scouring the Internet for recipes
(Cross Posted at The Garlic)
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