As part of the government's pending, unprecedented, massive, enormous bailout of Wall Street, a component of the proposed plans is the renaming of Wall Street to commemorate the crisis:
10. You Say Bailout, We Say Loan Place
9. Trillion Dollar Turnover Turnpike
8. The McCain-Hoover Highway
7. The Economy is Fundamentally Sound Street
6. Subprime Causeway
5. Sucker Street
4. Hey Buddy, Can You Spare a Billion Dollar Bailout Boulevard
3. Bush McCain Policy Promenade
2. Dewey Cheatem and Howe Highway
1. And You Thought the Keating Five Scandal Was Bad Boulevard
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Bonus Road Maps
Worst Crisis Since '30s, With No End Yet in Sight
Chris in Paris: Paulson's bad debt purchase to cost a HALF A TRILLION, and then some
Paul Krugman: Crisis Endgame
Fred Wilson: Trying To Make Sense of The Brokerage Bust
John Cole: You Have To Be Shitting Me
(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)
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