Ann of God

By Capt. Fogg

I can fool you once and I can fool you twice and there's no shame on me, you Godless Liberal, says Ann Coulter. Ann weaseled out of felony election fraud charges in 2006 even though the evidence that she used someone else's address when she registered to vote in Palm Beach County, Florida is there in black and white. An "unofficial" phone call from a FBI boyfriend about a "stalking" story bullied the local authorities into dropping the case. No such calls were made concerning the voting rights of tens of thousands of other Floridians illegally deprived of their voting rights, but then few of them wear black pointed hats and fly around on brooms.

OK, so that's water under the bridge, but it seems she's done it before. Ann of God voted in Connecticut in 2002 and 2004, although she lived in Manhattan, illegally using her parents' address. I guess that's the kind of behavior that shows "Liberals" just how bad it is to be Godless.

Private investigator and blogger Joseph Culligan wrote to a State of Connecticut staff attorney informing him of her misdeeds, and Theodore Bromley confirmed that a registered Connecticut voter must list "a residence address in the state where you actually live. It is not enough to claim a relative’s house where you may visit." So far, the Connecticut Elections Enforcement Commission is waiting for someone to bring charges under oath, but apparently nobody is sufficiently Godless to take Ann of God. Ann can only offer hysterical mockery of Culligan and Bromley, who have never met, according to the New York Daily News:

Do they have private parties where one of them pretends to be a real attorney and the other one dresses up like me?

No, and they probably don't hold Black Masses or dance naked aournd bonfires either, but she continues her obsession with mysterious stalkers by accusing them of it, adding:

Tell them both thanks for the flowers and also to please stop killing my pets.

Of course, that's falsely accusing them of a felony, which is a serious thing to do, when you do it to a lawyer and State's attorney, but thusly do the Godly speak.

Of Sean Hannity, who apparently does not want her on his show, she offers:

Being [Hannity's] love slave, I had no choice but to comply. Won't somebody please rescue me from this awful dungeon [where Hannity] keeps me locked up?

Actually, I had pictured a less erotic prison cell for and perhaps, suggests the Daily News, some 9/11 widow who takes umbrage at being called a witch and harpy by this witch and harpy would like to step up. If I had been accused by her of rejoicing in my spouses' death, I would be happy to do the honors, but then I'm "Godless," you know.

(Cross-posted from Human Voices.)