News Item: If The Senate Democrats Accept Lieberman, Why Not Burris?
10. Since he'll be in Washington, have Rick Warren bring along his "Cone of Silence" and issue that to Burris, as his office
9. Have a debate, between Burris and Caroline Kennedy, winner take all
8. Taking a cue from Obama, Harry Reid can say they are going to text Burris the info on getting into the Senate
7. Tell Burris that, if he comes to the Senate, he'll be the first one Michele Bachmann will have investigated
6. All they have to do is say that Chuck Norris is thinking about taking the seat and the controversy is all over
5. Ring the Congress with the Arizona Minutemen
4. Get Todd Kobus, who tackled Patriots linebacker Junior Seau, to line up Burris as he goes to enter the Senate
3. Shame him - Get Zbigniew Brzezinski to say to Burris, and Blagojevich, "You have a such stunningly superficial knowledge of what went on it's almost embarrassing to listen to you."
2. They can throw their shoes at him, until he gets the hint
1. Inform Burris that they lost the Senate seat in the Bernie Madoff Scandal
Bonus Burris-Blagojevich Hijinks
Deb Cupples: Blagojevic Shoots U.S. Senate the Bird
Attytood: Between Barack and a hard place: Blago picks a senator
Think Progress: Former U.S. Atty: Blagojevich appointment shows he’s ‘crazy like a fox,’ playing to future black jurors
Nate Silver: Reid Has Few Ways to Block Burris Appointment
(Cross Posted at The Garlic)
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